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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Customer Questions and Answers

Question:
So, what do you guys do with all the money that you make?

Typical Answer:
As a privately-owned parking facility, we do not receive any state funds. The money that we obtain from issuing citations and selling parking permits is used to maintain the parking lots, cover any expenses, and plow snow during the wintertime.

Answer that I would love to give:
We take the cash, put it in a blender, and then we drink it.
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