It's that time of the year again

"Hi. I'm planning on bringing my car here for second semester, and I need a permit."

"Do you live in the dorms or do you commute?"

"I live in the dorms."

"We have a waiting list of more than 60 people, and it's growing."

What I would like to add but don't: "We can certainly offer you a sense of false hope by adding you onto the list. Would you like us to do that?"

"Yes."

"Alright. Let me get your name and a cell phone number and you will be all set."

What I would like to add but don't: "Honestly, this is a waste of time. Sixty people are not going to suddenly give up their permits. But if it makes you feel better, then let's do it."