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"Nazis"

"Fascist Regime"

"Thugs"

"Here, take the money. You need it."
No, we certainly don't. We are one of the few profit-earning places on campus. But, yes, we'll take it.

"All you guys care about is money."
Alright, alright, we admit it. You caught us red-handed.

"Parking is over-priced."
You think so? Care to sit around for a few minutes while I try to explain why it's not.

"Why is parking so expensive around here?"
Have you compared us to some of the other universities in this state? No. Do your background research first.

"This is unfair."
I know. Would you like a hug and kiss too?

"This whole thing is stupid. They should let people park for free."
Okay. We'll also give you a snow plow. From here on, you and your plow are responsible for clearing snow from every university lot during the winter.