This was written on a permit application card:

Type of vehicle: Honka

Notice the ‘k.’ Blog-reader, you may shrug it off and say it was a slip of the hand. The writer was intending to write a ‘d,’ but the pen must have malfunctioned and produced a ‘k.’ No. It was there in plain English. There was a vertical line extending downwards. A branch emerged from that vertical line at a forty-five degree angle, and another downward branch extended out of the first branch. It was a ‘k.’ Believe me, it was a ‘k.’

A hunk of honka.