This was written on a permit application card:

"I am hard of hearing. Because of this I would require a closer parking lot."

This was a freshman resident student.

Should you really be driving? If I blare my horn, will you hear it? I mean you might be considered a safety hazard on the road. I certainly don't want to be driving around you.
On the other hand, until you produce a statement from your doctor, we don't believe you.