Weekly Tally

A gentleman who called in to say that the nearest pay by space station was full. And refused to walk across to the next one because 'that's just not the purpose of having a car.'

Alright. But then you need to move your car or something because you are parked without a permit.

He also wanted to make sure that he didn't receive a ticket, so would it be okay if he left a dollar on his windshield so that the 'parking guy' would know that he paid for his spot.

Sorry but that's an extremely stupid idea.

So what can I do?

Well, right now, your option is to move your car. I'll call an officer and inform him that pay station number (blank) is full. Let me get your license plate and a vehicle description, and I'll also make a note saying that you called and informed us about it. But I can't make any guarantees that you won't receive a ticket.

Frustrated, he finally hung up.

Okay.


I'm extremely displeased about receiving this parking ticket, especially since there were plenty of open spots in that parking lot, and that I was only here to drop something off for my daughter so that she could complete (some school-related) project.

Even if there are plenty of opens spots, it does not mean that you can just park there. Those parking places are only open to permit holders.

Also, we don't care about your reasons for parking. We just don't. All we know is that if your vehicle is parked, it's parked.


I forgot my five day permit card, but could I get something like a free day permit - since you know that I already have a permit?

Uh, no.


Written on the memo line of a check: (specific verb that begins with f) you!

You do realize that we aren't the only people who see your check, right?


A phone call:

I parked my car illegally in a restricted lot, but is it okay if I remain parked there?

*cries in frustration*

I'm not going to answer this question. I'm just not going to do it.